1、Boy:?Is?this?seat?empty？Girl:?Yes?and?this?one?will?be?if?you?sit?down.?男孩：这个座位是空的么？女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。
2、Boy:?Can?I?buy?you?a?drink？Girl:?Actually?I’d?rather?have?the?money.?男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。
3、My?little?dog?can’t?read?Mrs.?Brown:?Oh,?my?dear,?I?have?lost?my?precious?little?dog!?Mrs.?Smith:?But?you?must?put?an?advertisement?in?the?papers!？Mrs.?Brown:?It’s?no?use,?my?little?dog?can’t?read.
我的狗不识字。布朗夫人：哦，?亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！?史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！?布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
4、My?Wife?Will?Exchange?Them。A?gentleman?walks?into?a?store?and?asked?for?a?pair?of?gloves.？″Cloth?or?leather﹖″?asked?the?salesperson.？″Makes?no?difference?″replied?customer.？″What?color﹖″?asked?the?clerk.？″Any″?he?responded.
″Size﹖″?″Give?me?whatever?you?prefer″?the?gentleman?said?slightly?exasperated.?″My?wife?will?be?back?tomorrow?to?exchange?them.″
反正我太太明天会来换的。一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。?“无论兄弟们是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。?“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。?“那无论兄弟们要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。?“号码呢？”?“无论兄弟们就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”
5、A？physics?Examination，Once?in?a?physics?examination,?Nick?finished?the?first?question?very?soon,?while?his?classmates?were?thinking?it?hard.？The?question?was:?When?it?thunders?why?do?we?see?the?lighting?first,?then?hear?the?thunder?rolls?
Nick‘s?answer:?Because？our?eyes?are?before?ears.
一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个难题。这个难题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？尼克的回答是：由于眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
6、Jim’s?History?Examination。Uncle:?How?did?Jim?do?in?his?history?examination?Mother:?Oh,?not?at?all?well,?but?there,?it?wasn’t?his?fault.?They?asked?him？things?that?happened?before?the?poor?boy?was?born.
吉姆的历史考试。舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
7、he?is?really?somebody。–?My?uncle?has?1000?men?under?him.?–?He?is?really?somebody.?What?does?he?do?–?A?maintenance?man?in?a?cemetery.
